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50 Ways To Get Yourself Killed by the Akatsuki Members
~Itachi~
1. Continuesly ask him random questions that don't matter about anything.
2. Ask him why he killed his clan.
3. Play the 'Numa-Numa' or 'Best Friend' songs within 15 feet of him.
4. Tell him to be nice to Sasuke.
5. Show him a 'ItaSasu' picture.
~Kisame~
1. Ask him to make you some sushi or any other fish related food. (Me: XDDD)
2. Ask him if his Samehada has a name.
3. Put the code to the 'KisaIta' website in his pocket.
4. Ask him if he's related to Jaws in any way.
5. Hum the 'I'm Blue' song when he's around.
~Deidara~
1. Constintly ask him if he's a girl.
2. Alaways call him 'Dei-Chan'.
3. Ask him what else he does with the mouths on his hands.
4. Give him a girly outfit as a 'surprise' present.
(My favorite) 5. Ask him if he knows what 'SasoDei' or 'DeiTobi' is, and if he doesn't explain them to him.
~Sasori~
1. Ask him if he's ever met Pinnochio.
2. Call him 'Scorpian-Kun' whenever you see him.
3. Ask him why he turned himself a puppet.
4. Put sexy Deidara pictures all over his room while he's sleeping.
5. Video tape his response to number 4 when he wakes up.
~Hidan~
1. Tell him Leader says no more cursing.
2. Tell him his religion is stupid.
3. Copy everything he says. (To me that sounds more like a way to annoy everyone else in Akatsuki.. -_-)
4. Steal his sycthe.
5. Give him the middle finger whenever you see him.
~Kakuzu~
1. Steal his money.
2. Steal his money.
3. Steal his money.
4. Steal his money.
5. Steal his money.
~Zetsu~
1. Ask him if he's in love with a plant.
2. Ask him if his mom is a plant.
3. Ask him if his dad is a plant.
4. Tell him that Leader says that he can't eat any more human bodies.
5. Take a picture/ Video tape his reactions to all of these
~Orochimaru~
1. Ask him if he's Lord Voldimort's and Madusa's son.
2. Ask him what the real reason was why he kidnapped Sasuke.
3. Ask him what else he does with that long tongue of is.
4. Ask him if he's ever had 'relations' with Kabuto.
5. Take a picture of him and 'secretly' put it Kabuto's underwear drawer.
~Konan~
1. Ask her what she did with Pein last night.
2. Ask her if Pein and her are married and had ever done 'it'.
3. Tell her Pein wants her to meet her in the bathroom, while Pein is gowing to the bathroom.
4. 'Accidently' practice a water-type jutsu in front of her.
5. Don't apoligize for number 4, instead just laugh at her.
~Pein~
The only thing you need to do to get yourself killed by the Leader is find him when he's hiding in the shadows....
Or ask him where else he has piercings..
~Itachi~
1. Continuesly ask him random questions that don't matter about anything.
2. Ask him why he killed his clan.
3. Play the 'Numa-Numa' or 'Best Friend' songs within 15 feet of him.
4. Tell him to be nice to Sasuke.
5. Show him a 'ItaSasu' picture.
~Kisame~
1. Ask him to make you some sushi or any other fish related food. (Me: XDDD)
2. Ask him if his Samehada has a name.
3. Put the code to the 'KisaIta' website in his pocket.
4. Ask him if he's related to Jaws in any way.
5. Hum the 'I'm Blue' song when he's around.
~Deidara~
1. Constintly ask him if he's a girl.
2. Alaways call him 'Dei-Chan'.
3. Ask him what else he does with the mouths on his hands.
4. Give him a girly outfit as a 'surprise' present.
(My favorite) 5. Ask him if he knows what 'SasoDei' or 'DeiTobi' is, and if he doesn't explain them to him.
~Sasori~
1. Ask him if he's ever met Pinnochio.
2. Call him 'Scorpian-Kun' whenever you see him.
3. Ask him why he turned himself a puppet.
4. Put sexy Deidara pictures all over his room while he's sleeping.
5. Video tape his response to number 4 when he wakes up.
~Hidan~
1. Tell him Leader says no more cursing.
2. Tell him his religion is stupid.
3. Copy everything he says. (To me that sounds more like a way to annoy everyone else in Akatsuki.. -_-)
4. Steal his sycthe.
5. Give him the middle finger whenever you see him.
~Kakuzu~
1. Steal his money.
2. Steal his money.
3. Steal his money.
4. Steal his money.
5. Steal his money.
~Zetsu~
1. Ask him if he's in love with a plant.
2. Ask him if his mom is a plant.
3. Ask him if his dad is a plant.
4. Tell him that Leader says that he can't eat any more human bodies.
5. Take a picture/ Video tape his reactions to all of these
~Orochimaru~
1. Ask him if he's Lord Voldimort's and Madusa's son.
2. Ask him what the real reason was why he kidnapped Sasuke.
3. Ask him what else he does with that long tongue of is.
4. Ask him if he's ever had 'relations' with Kabuto.
5. Take a picture of him and 'secretly' put it Kabuto's underwear drawer.
~Konan~
1. Ask her what she did with Pein last night.
2. Ask her if Pein and her are married and had ever done 'it'.
3. Tell her Pein wants her to meet her in the bathroom, while Pein is gowing to the bathroom.
4. 'Accidently' practice a water-type jutsu in front of her.
5. Don't apoligize for number 4, instead just laugh at her.
~Pein~
The only thing you need to do to get yourself killed by the Leader is find him when he's hiding in the shadows....
Or ask him where else he has piercings..
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Ways to piss off Madara
Ways to piss off Madara
1) If he sleeps with his mask on, pour pudding into his eye hole
2) Shave his head when he is asleep
3) Replace all of his cloths with everything pink
4) Have Deidara put lots of exploding spiders in all his underwear (Deidara: I thought you would never ask!!:evillaugh:)
5) Repeatly call him an grumpy old man when he tries to have an important conversion
6) Accidently release the three-tailed biji and have it chase him (Tobi: AHHHH help Deidara-sempai!! Deidara: Not on your life!! *sits back and watches while eating popcorn*)
7) Burn all of his cloths when he is taking a shower
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15 ways to piss off Hidan
1:Make fun of Jashin.
2:Steal his scythe.
3:Call him a masochist. (he probably is XD)
4:Say God is the only god.
5:Steal his necklace thingy.
6:Rip off his head and run!
7:Say he doesn't wear a shirt because he's a man whore.
8:Show EVERYONE his special stash of KakuHida pics.
9:Show him HiDei.
10:Show him ShikaHida.
11:Play the Emo song and say it describes him.
12:If he agrees scream "EMO!" and run.
13:Ask if his biggest fear is being tenticle raped by Kakuzu.
14:Say he has pink eyes because he's a prep.
15:Call him albino.
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50 Ways to Piss Off Kakuzu
1. Call him Zuzu or Kazu
2. Tell him hes almost as much of a cold-hearted bastard as Pein or Madara
3. Tell him he seriously needs some moisturizer
4. Ask if you can borrow one of his hearts
5. Dye his stitches pink
6. Ask whats wrong with his eyes
7. When the faces come out of his back, make a face and say Ew, his pimples burst!
8. Ask why he can throw up string and if thats really useful
9. Accuse him of being the one to start the nail polish trend
10. Cut out one of his tentacles
11. Play jump rope with it
12. Ask if you can borrow some money
13. Compare him to Mr. Krabs (both are REALLY cheap ^__^
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I only have one thing to say about this: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akatsuki members belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Akatsuki members belong to Masashi Kishimoto
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Ahh, the art of annoying people to death (literally!) never ceases to amaze me. XD